I finally got the riding mower fixed today, so I can spend the weekend mowing and feeling my ass widen. Oh joy. The old blades were pretty impressively tweaked — thanks, kids, I really appreciated the rocks in the yard. Oh, and judging from the vast quantities of mouse poo, I’d say a family of twelve must have overwintered on the mowing deck. It (the feces, not the mowing deck) went flying everywhere when I flipped the deck over to get at the blades, so now I am covered in mouse droppings, grass clippings and air tool oil. Yum. I think I need to go shower now. Maybe tomorrow I’ll manage to sit down and finish writing some of the pointless crap I’ve compiled all week!

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