MowBoy
Woo-hoo! I got a new mower today. That may not be exciting to you young-uns, but as you get older, you learn to find excitement in new things. The thrill of a first kiss, the excitement of finally getting laid, the ecstasy of fine piece of chocolate . . . all are now replaced by new lawn toys. Another year or two and I’ll start wearing suspenders. For my socks.
