I am an observer, even if I am not all that observant. sure, working remotely and having nobody to interact with in-person has made me a bit more outgoing (or is that just age?), but I still enjoy just lurking and watching people, listening to conversations.

My daughter, trying to stop an interruption from her brother: “This is an A-B conversation. Please C your way out.”
It must be great being 9, having a whole new world of bad puns and jokes waiting for you.

Obnoxious guy on cell phone, striding through Costco: “I’ve got balls!”
congratulations. So do the majority of males of our species.

Tech guy in Secaucus, yapping at his buddy while walking towards Houlihan’s: “So I told her to shut the f**k up and she f**king hit me with the f**king bottle . . .”
Where other states have state flowers, birds and crochet patterns, NJ has a state interjection.

Unfortunately, while I may be an ovserver, I suck at being a recorder. So, that’s it for quotes for now.

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