Never ever use Heritage Financial Service. For anything. The female MHUD (once again, Mormon-Human Underground Dweller) is screaming and crying (can you guess that she was a high school drama queen?) because another promised closing day has been cancelled. There was something about changing her diaper and spoon-feeding her baby food, because she’s done, can’t take it any more. Oh joy. Thank you, Rob. Thank you, Heritage Financial Service. The sad thing is, the excuses for why they can’t close are not getting any better. First, they claimed the MHUDS were shopping for a new loan, which turned out to be a lie.
I missed the next three or four excuses, although there was something about the paperwork, which Rob claimed would take 24 hours to get back, being late. Yesterday’s excuse was that the house was appraising too high compared to the selling price when the washer and dryer were added in. Uh yeah, $240,000 for a house, and less than a thousand for a washer and dryer pushes the home value up too high?
Now it sounds like the radon abatement system is holding things up (or radiation abatement, if you are Mr. Brilliance, a.k.a. Rob). This one is actually a good one: Supposedly the lender wants the radon abatement system in before they’ll close on the house, but the MHUDS can’t put in the system until the house closes and it is their’s. This should hold things up pretty much indefinitely. When you want the absolute worst service, call Heritage Financial Service.
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