Quitting already, Mr. Snow? Wow, at least your excuse is unique; most of your ilk have quit to “spend more time with my family,” which appears to be NeoConSpeak for “I’m going to be indicted, impeached or exposed any day now and want to lay low for a bit.” I guess I can understand . . . $168,000 a year just isn’t going to cut it if you’re planning on pulling a Ted Haggard. Oh wait, you’re not a gay prostitute loving crack-head? In that case, how can $168K not be enough for a government job? It’s been a while since we’ve heard “Ask not what your country can do for you . . . ” hasn’t it? Thanks, Tony, for showing us once again some true Republican values: Quitting, whining and money-grubbing.

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