I just popped over to Fourth Corner for a few, and apparently I’m Australia. Odd, since I didn’t choose surfing and there’s pretty much no chance in hell I am sampling vegemite. At least they got the sunny, upbeat and cute right, the bastards.


You Belong in Australia


Ace!
Sunny, upbeat, and cute
You make the perfect surf bum
Now stop hogging the vegemite!

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