Well, I just threw away $100.00, paying off an Internet panhandler. I’m tired of thinking that the creepy old gnome and the religious loon might win this election thing that is coming up (or so I hear), so I donated my coffee money for the next month to that nice colored fella with the old white hipster guy running mate. Okay Barry, you’d better win this thing, or I’m going to need my coffee money back.

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