Book Learnin’s Iz Hard

Obama/Biden may have the support of the NEA, what with his highfalutin’ beliefs in knowledge and learnin’ and all that, but at least McCain/Palin still have the witch doctors and homicidal meth-lovin’ rednecks on his side. So, is the “real America” the teachers or the tweakers? I’d prefer to think that teachers are more representative.