Italian Invasion
I have a human office-mate for the first time in 8 years. She isn’t much noisier than the fish, so I think I’ll keep her for a bit.
She’s Italian, so far hasn’t complained about the mess, is in no way associated with the mafia and has a high tolerance for bad jokes. I think she’ll go far. Her obsession with Vampires (sparkly Twilight types, that is) may be a bit much, although so far she hasn’t put up any Edward or Bella posters.
An au pair? You're a host family?
A pair of what? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA-snort! Okay, that was bad. Umm, no, she's a foreign exchange student. So I'm back on yahoo again (I killed my computer for the third time this year and had to rebuild it), if you ever show up, or has Autonomy cracked down again?