WTF Democrats?

WTF Democrats? Health care should be simple. We have a majority in the House and Senate, and a Democrat in the White House. We easily won the Presidential elections less than a year ago. By Republican standards, we have a mandate to do whatever the fuck we want. Why, then, [...]

Today’s Helpful Tips

So here are a couple of tips I’ve picked up over the past two days. Hopefully they will help you in your quest to become, every day and in every way, a better you.

Avoid the DMV if you have a warrant out for your arrest.
I had [...]

Hooking

Got hayfever, or maybe a touch of MS? The good news is we’ve found the cure. the bad news is it sucks. So, we need a bit of muck to keep us from getting polio, and a few worms to keep us from getting allergies. Will leeches cure my thyroid annoyance?

Salmonella is not a flavour enhancer

It is great news like this that has me convinced I have to continue to get off my lazy ass occasionally and help Jennie with the garden and livestock. Considering our climate, it isn’t realistic to think that we would be able to grow and raise all of our own food, but we can [...]

Talk To Me

Please, if there is a god, keep Sarah Palin talking! Hell, I don’t care, even if there is no god, keep her talking. This woman is a special kind of dumb. And to think, this is the second-best person the Republicans could find to represent their party. At this point, I [...]

Solving the financial crisis

Once again, we need to look to the East for our solutions.  First it was for outsourcing.  Now, it is for effectively dealing with poor upper and middle management.  Not only is this an elegant solution for business, but it applies to the management of our country as well.  It may not help in the [...]

McCain/Palin Economic Stimulus

Woo-hoo? Boo-hoo!

Great. It looks like my bank is going under fast, and the F.D.I.C. may not have the funds to cover our deposits without begging some from the Treasury. Is it time to stuff my mattress with money, or does it really matter at this point? At what point will we need a [...]

Talking Turds

Oh joy, Tom Delay is making news again. Might as well link to his first blog attempt, then. Shouldn’t he be in prison by now?

Heidi-Ho!

Thank you, TSG, for spoiling my breakfast. This really should be an anti-drug poster.