Talking Turds

Oh joy, Tom Delay is making news again. Might as well link to his first blog attempt, then. Shouldn’t he be in prison by now?

Heidi-Ho!

Thank you, TSG, for spoiling my breakfast. This really should be an anti-drug poster.

Missing My Caucus

The Democratic Caucus here in Idaho is being held tomorrow night, and I can’t go. Crap. The thought of another four years of pro pre-emptive war leadership does not make me happy. Hopefully there are a few other Democrats in my state, a few of which will consider the possibility that funding [...]

Just Get It Over With

Now that Larry Craig has been inducted into the Idaho Hall of Fame, can we start naming important things after him? I nominate the rest stop on I-90 north between Couer d’Alene and Post Falls.

Damned Hippie Liberal Freak

I’ve always known I was a lefty (the permanent ink smudges on my left ring finger are a dead giveaway). I did not know it was this bad, however . . . According to the guys over at Political Compass, I might as well join a commune.

To give it perspective, that’s more commie-hippie than [...]

Going Balls-Out in the News

1. If large testes are bad for your brain, does using steroids maker you smarter?
2. I like alternative energy and the green movement, but when we start getting low on the wanking salmon, will I have to take hand in the brightening myself?
3. I’m sure you could dig up an equal list of dems, but [...]

Sounds Like His Day Was Worse Than Mine

Ouch.

Getting Lucky

Hallelujah! Michael Vick found Jesus! Paris . . . Michael . . . pretty much anyone about to face a judge or parole board . . . someone really needs to put a leash on Jesus . . . poor little guy gets lost more than Waldo. Personally, I’d rather these people [...]

Larry Craig, Man’s Man

Another day, another Repug sex scandal. No teen boys this time a-la Mark Foley, but rather a grimy public restroom and hopes of sweaty man-lovin’ a-la Bob Allen. Although the twist here is that our home-state anti-hero is actually the original Bob Allen, having made his grasp for the golden cock-ring a month [...]

Satan Speaks

Watch the video, then read up on his latest qualifying statements, please. Then explain to me how it was wrong back then for all those reasons, and right post 9/11 when, as has been pointed out quite frequently, IRAQ HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH 9/11!!! Sorry about the shouting, but Republicans still don’t [...]