It was like Christmas, the Fourth of July and New Year’s Eve all rolled into one when I refreshed 538 and Intrade last night before going to bed. McCain, as can still be seen today, is down to less than a 4% chance of winning this thing. I am still hoping to see McCain pick [...]
I imagine after ten hours in a sauna, this guy was done. Kind of reminds me of the McCain campaign. Hey, you thought I was done picking on the angry dwarf, weren’t you? Well, I am not. Although I have to admit, between Palin continuing to give interviews, spending more on clothes (paid for by [...]
Just when I thought John McCain couldn’t get any more pathetic . . . Too bad Sarah didn’t tell him this earlier, seeing as she should know everything after having read all newspapers and magazines. Maybe she was too busy preparing for her next role after this whole election thing fails.
Finally, an explanation of Sarah. I say we let Alaska secede.
Please, if there is a god, keep Sarah Palin talking! Hell, I don’t care, even if there is no god, keep her talking. This woman is a special kind of dumb. And to think, this is the second-best person the Republicans could find to represent their party. At this point, I assume the plan is [...]
Assuming the worst, that America decides it’s best to heap four more years of piss-poor leadership onto the last eight and we get stuck with McCain/Palin for at least four years, I’m thinking Peru might not be so bad. They’ve got a much better exchange rate than Canada, and I’m sure I could figure out [...]
Once again, we need to look to the East for our solutions. First it was for outsourcing. Now, it is for effectively dealing with poor upper and middle management. Not only is this an elegant solution for business, but it applies to the management of our country as well. It may not help in the [...]
Have you seen the new Nader ad? The ad where he talks to his parrot about how nobody loves him? So sad. If it weren’t for the crackers, even the bird would leave him. If he promised to make the bird his vice president, I think a Nader presidency would be awesome! I imagine him [...]
Attention G-DUB (Tard Sauce), Penis Cheney (Evil Sauce), Walnuts McCain (Apple Sauce), Bubba Clinton (Dick Sauce), Phil Gramm (Whine Sauce) and the rest of you assholes who forgot about the whole Great Depression and thought deregulation was a good idea: It’s the deregulation, stupids! Privatized profits, socialized losses. And yet, no social health care. Why [...]
How sad. Back in 2001, The Onion provided us a look at 8 years of G-Dub, and yet there were still enough idiots voting for him the second time around to allow him to continue his reign of destruction. Thanks, idiots. Apparently democracy is not the answer if a majority of your population is easily [...]
