Fundamentally Wrong

Attention G-DUB (Tard Sauce), Penis Cheney (Evil Sauce), Walnuts McCain (Apple Sauce), Bubba Clinton (Dick Sauce), Phil Gramm (Whine Sauce) and the rest of you assholes who forgot about the whole Great Depression and thought deregulation was a good idea: It’s the deregulation, stupids! Privatized profits, socialized losses. And yet, no social health care. Why […]

Woo-hoo? Boo-hoo!

Great. It looks like my bank is going under fast, and the F.D.I.C. may not have the funds to cover our deposits without begging some from the Treasury. Is it time to stuff my mattress with money, or does it really matter at this point? At what point will we need a wheelbarrow full of […]

WTF?

Why did I think electing a Dem would bring back the illusion of the separation of church and state? I wish I could quit you, Obama, but there’s still no way in hell that McCrone is getting my vote. Hey Barry, quit compromising, dammit! Related Images:

Kenmore to be Ken No More

Joy! The dishwasher repairman just left. For the past two years or so, we’ve called him out here once every two or three months to unclog or clean some special crevice of our dishwasher. And thanks to an eight year service contract with Sears, we plan on calling every two or three months. When I […]

Sacks

Hey, how about another reason to hate the war: We’ve gotten so desperate for soldiers we’re letting complete sacks of shit serve. Or is our military goal now to convince average Americans that we need to keep the soldiers over there so we don’t have to deal with them here? While I respect the troops […]

A Little Rain Must Fall

Blessedly cool weather and the splatter of a few raindrops. A little cool and wet makes for a nice change, although since tomorrow is our water park day, I really hope this is over in less than twenty-four hours. Still, we need the wet, so it is welcome back on Tuesday. We watched two movies […]

Beats a burning, I guess . . .

Once again, we’re making headlines here in Northern Idaho. No cross burnings this time, but rather a hoped-for book ban. Some may say this is silly, but I say it is time. We need to stand up for what is right. No more smut in schools. But why stop there? Let’s get it out of […]

Free Libby

Oh good, our lying sack-of-shite President has decided once again to prove he and his buddies aren’t subject to the same laws as us commoners. And a big Fuck You to you too, Georgie! There really is no point in being civil when discussing these bastards any more. If there is a God, the fair […]

You’ll Go Blind Doing That

Getting new glasses is an adventure for me. A poopy adventure, but an adventure nonetheless. Due to my picky nature and my astigmatism, I am very particular about my glasses. New lenses take me weeks to get used to, and even then I’m always pretty sure that my last prescription was better. There’s axis, rotation […]

Opinions

Oh, you whacky people! I love the special folks who live here. We’re a fantastic mix of urban and rural, where rural often means half-crazed (or more) racist God freak rather than agrarian. This last election brought them out in full-force, too. On the less crazy side, we have the argument against closing down a […]