Oh, and to Cal Thomas and the rest of you halfwits who think a lame attempt to paint the Obama candidacy as a religious movement that somehow threatens your Christianity, go eat a bag of dicks. Those of us on the left and center are not the ones calling Obama “the one” or “The [...]
Attention G-DUB (Tard Sauce), Penis Cheney (Evil Sauce), Walnuts McCain (Apple Sauce), Bubba Clinton (Dick Sauce), Phil Gramm (Whine Sauce) and the rest of you assholes who forgot about the whole Great Depression and thought deregulation was a good idea: It’s the deregulation, stupids! Privatized profits, socialized losses. And yet, no social [...]
I’ve always known I was a lefty (the permanent ink smudges on my left ring finger are a dead giveaway). I did not know it was this bad, however . . . According to the guys over at Political Compass, I might as well join a commune.
To give it perspective, that’s more commie-hippie than [...]
Once again, we’re making headlines here in Northern Idaho. No cross burnings this time, but rather a hoped-for book ban. Some may say this is silly, but I say it is time. We need to stand up for what is right. No more smut in schools. But why stop there? [...]
Once again, I have several entries written down somewhere on yellow notepads, but no idea where I tossed the pads. Grrr . . . okay, time to move on. Yes, I am finally home, and willing to show the awesome power of the “Army of Bun.”
Supreme commander:
The troops:
I’m so pretty . . .
Aerial [...]
My last excursion was up to China Town, which led me to the following discovery: I am not ready for authentic Chinese cuisine. Fried duck tongues? Pass. Snails and pork intestine in porridge? Pass. Snails and crispy fins? Yes, still pass. Speaking with the only person I [...]
I believe pharmacists and health-care providers have a right to make choices of conscience, or moral decisions, about the care they provide, regardless of the medical necessity of that care. I also believe that, as licensed professionals, they should make sure that all potential customers and patients are aware of the potential moral lambasting [...]
How come they never covered this stuff in Sunday school when I was a kid? I too want to be able to resurrect a smoked fish. I’d provide the Miracle of the Flopping Lox daily at Costco sample tables nationwide — a great boon for both Costco and Christianity.
The best arguments against “Intelligent Design” are its proponents. Go Dover! Go Georgia! Go Kansas! Go far. Far, far away. I’d post more, but really, this is an embarassment. If we continue this ID debate in our schools and courts, I’d say the terrorists have won. Almost [...]
