Efficiency
I can feel the terrorists hating my freedom(s) as I sit here typing. Please, DHS, put me and my fruit trees on the list! Really, do they hate our freedom, or do they hate our political and economic policies? I feel more freedom-hating from Jerry Falwell, Rush Limbaugh, GWB and the like than I do from any Achmed Goesboomalot. Okay, back to an exciting day of being the human Tivo. And I get paid for this?

