1. If large testes are bad for your brain, does using steroids maker you smarter?

2. I like alternative energy and the green movement, but when we start getting low on the wanking salmon, will I have to take hand in the brightening myself?

3. I’m sure you could dig up an equal list of dems, but the thugs are making it so easy these days.

4. And finally, I just wish I’d thought of this headline for the Petraeus 9/11 recital: Chickens**t Spews Lies for Chickenhawk.