I have built an awesome BlackBery speakerphone amplifier. Unfortunately, marketing may be a bit difficult. If you are like me, you are not happy with the tinny sound you get from your BlackBerry speaker. Well, be unhappy no more! With my miracle amplifier, you will have a fuller, deeper sound for your calls.

Step 1: Grab a roll of toilet paper.
Step 2: Put the roll of toilet paper on your desk with the tube standing vertically.
Step 3: Put the BlackBerry on the toilet paper roll, speakerphone pointing into the tube.

Yay! You now have a Nathan Oliphant Original BlackBerry Amplifier (NOOBA). Amaze your friends and family with the improved sound quality! Impress your co-workers with your creativity! Just make sure you replenish the toilet paper holder before your wife steps into the bathroom if you didn’t grab a fresh roll from the supply closet for step 1.