So . . . my multitasking (or, as these folks phrase it, “childlike flexibility”) may just be a sign of the times. All grown up and immature — I’m not alone! Does this mean I can still pee in the pool?

In local news, Ironman Coeur d’Alene kicked off today, but I missed it due to sleep. I may be a child at heart and mind, but I’ve got the body of a 38-year old. Staying up to watch SNL just wiped me out. Or maybe it was discovering how unfunny SNL is these days. Bah, humbug! Anyway, I still have to stretch and maybe water the garden, or my child-like innocence will be shattered when the wife comes home and cries at the sight of all her plants dying in the 99f weather. In the words of Mahatma Ghandi, “Holy crap, it’s hot!” Or something to that effect.