You thought I forgot you, didn’t you? No, I haven’t forgotten you. I think about you every day, actually. Usually just before falling asleep. As my mind wanders, the nightmares set in and I think “Oh crap, my reader must be lost without me!” So no, I haven’t forgotten you. I also did not mean to leave you alone so long. Was it sheer laziness? No. Was it because I am bored with blogging? No. Was it because I am too busy? Not really. What the hell was it, then? Oh, you want an answer . . . I was sick Yes, the last few months have been a rollercoaster of fun as my body attempted to expel things from pretty much every orifice except my ears. Not all at once, thankfully, as that would be even more disgusting than it was. No, since early December, I’ve been enjoying a series of customer on-site visits and thrilling illnesses and as a result, haven’t had the energy to write stuff down. So no, I haven’t forgotten you. Jeannie/Shawna, I still owe you an email. Tae? I owe you a phone call. Anyone else? I probably owe you a quarter. And that’s it for today — I need to pee.