The Book of Spam, Part I
And now, courtesy of the spambastards I have yet to delete, a tale of absolutely no clarity:
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The madman jumped into their midst and pierced them with his eyes. ‘Whither is God? He cried; ‘I will tell you. We have killed him – you and I. All of us are his murderers.
A year later the war broke out and robbed the world of its beauties. It destroyed not only the beauty of the countrysides through which it passed and the works of art which it met in its path but also shattered our pride in the achievements of civilization, our admiration for many philosophers and artists and our hopes for a final triumph over the differences between nations and races. It tarnished the lofty impartiality of science, it revealed our instincts in all their nakedness and let loose the evil spirits within us which we thought had been tamed for ever by centuries of continuous education by the noblest minds. It made our country small again and made the rest of the world far remote. It robbed us of very much that we had loved, and showed us how ephemeral were many things that we regarded as changeless.
— debian-mentors
“I quit drinking in 1986 and haven’t had a drop since then. And it wasn’t because of a government program, by the way — in my particular case — because I had a higher call.”
George W. Bush
November 3, 2000
Reported by CNN. Comment made in West Allis, Wisconsin.
So, that is an excerpt of spam comments. Fascinating. Online gambling sites tend to wax more philosophical, with comments like these:
Absolute justice is achieved by the suppression of all contradiction: therefore it destroys freedom.
Who can refute a sneer?
But fundamentally an organism has conscious mental states if and only if there is something that it is like to be that organism – something it is like for the organism.
If triangles made a god, they would give him three sides.
[the statist opinions expressed herein are not those of the cookie editor -ed.]
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