End Of The Year (belated)
2004 ended with a terrible, horrible, tragic disaster (as opposed to the perky, chirpy, happy type?), the news of which shook the world. Fear, anger, sadness. All words, some of which may have described people’s feelings. Terrible things which affected us all. Yep, Anna Nicole Smith isn’t getting a dime. Thanks Anna, for reminding us all what is really important. It’s a shame you’re too old for the horny octogenarian set these days . . . I guess you’re going to have to get a real job.
In other news, a tsunami caused a bit of devastation in Southeast Asia, and I would like to thank all those happy Kansas Baptists for pointing out the real cause: gay Swedes. Silly me, thinking it was just an act of nature (overly dramatic, hammy, and completely lacking in nuance). So, who wants to break it to God that there are probably a lot more gay Swedes in Sweden than in Thailand?
Which begs the question: What do you do when your God gets a little older and somewhat confused? Is there an assisted living facility for almighty beings that are past their prime? Or can we just send him off to Topeka to spend time with His chosen people? Ah, Topeka, it’s not just for tornadoes anymore. Now with more Intolerance and Incredibly Stupid Statements!
