Now this is just sad. A very amusing, otherwise seemingly intelligent woman calling herself PeeWee started emailing me earlier this week due to a comment I left on GiggleChick, and now I’m hooked. It’s not the fact that she’s a damned sexy woman with what appears to be quite a cute belly button and goofy smile. It’s not the cheese sandwiches. It’s not even the hot red jacket. I think it is just that it’s almost like human contact. Now it is after 5 here on the west coast, and she hasn’t emailed me all day . . . I feel so alone! Maybe I shouldn’t have been so mean to the cat earlier today. I really need to rent a life. Thank god/God/mad chihuahuas vacation starts in two days! Maybe I’ll have to leave my hovel/study and spend time with the wife and kids today, ease myself back into society a bit. Or at least take a shower.

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