Damn that New York Times for acting as if they have some sort of freedom of the press and reporting news! Don’t they know we’re at war? If not Bush’s war for terror, then at least the war on drugs or the war on poverty. Of course, if all of these secret surveillance programs are supposed to be so secret, why do the media keep getting informed about them? Maybe it’s time to follow the Republican ideal: Wrap ourselves in the flag, burn the constitution and base all rights and regulations on the 10 commandments. That’ll work, right? America the faithful, with the Easter Bunny as Secretary of State.

Anyway, here’s some happy morning reading from Mother Jones. I don’t feel like turning my brain on today, so read something by someone else who is willing to.

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