Recap
So, a recap of important presidential events for the week:
1. President draws “moral line” in crayon with stem cell veto. Never mind that he already crossed the line a few years ago. So, does this mean fertility clinics need to start adopting out all those excess blastos?
2. President demonstrates “bad touching” with German Chancellor Merkel (could’ve sworn this sort of thing was covered in HR’s sexual harassment seminar. Good thing he doesn’t work for a public company).
3. President demonstrates how not to eat in public.
4. President deviously sets up NPR to be fined by the FCC by using the word “shit” in his brilliant synopsis of how to end conflict between Israel and Hezbollah.
5. President makes it through the week (or halfway so far) without choking on a pretzel.
The least embarassing thing Bush has done this week, then, is not choke to death on snack food. No wonder I am so down this week.
