Crown Me
I have an atlas. It is 25 years old and a lot of countries have changed since then. Still, I’ve looked through it and know facts about such exciting places as Checkozlovakia, and the U.S.S.R.. I’ve seen pictures of the countries even! Isn’t it about time I get nominated for Vice President of the World? Heck, my daughter, with her shiny new atlas containing Russia, the Czech Republic and other new countries could be my running-mate. Not only has she seen the world, but she’s seen the new version. Lilmonster for President of the New World! If it helps our election chances, we will even run on the Republican Flat Earth platform.
