It’s 10 a.m., and I really need to get some real work done. That said, I also need to get breakfast. I think I’ll blog instead. So, here are ten reasons why I am not filing for divorce anytime soon. Afterwards, I’ll try to come up with at least five why my wife wouldn’t leave […]

Nothing new, really. I have decided to quit spending ten bucks a month on web hosting, and am moving this whole mess to cox.net. I only hope that I can transfer the domain name. Anything else? Well, since this is the first update in seven months, maybe I will point out that I have moved, […]

Interestingly enough, I was approached by several people recently to write a series of childrens’ stories. Let us disregard, for the moment, at least, that they were imaginary (both the stories and the people . . . which brings us to the question of whether anyone other than myself is actually real. No, I don’t […]

Tragedy has struck our household. In an attempt to brighten up the grasshoppers’ home (Lils had two (grasshoppers, not homes)), Jennie brought home an ornamental cabbage. I suppose that it looks nice, in a way, now that it has killed both of Lil’s grasshoppers. Services will be tomorrow at 9 a.m., PDT. On a happier […]

Did I mention that I have moved? No? I have moved. My commute, on those rare moments that I head into the office, is approximately one and a half hours. Fortunately, I rarely go to work. What is new in this life? I like Santa Rosa much more than I do San Mateo — much […]