I have decided to dabble in consumer advocacy. I will start small, of course. Ralph Nader can attach the Chevy Corvairs, SUV’s, and the two-party political systems of the world. I will stick to the small stuff: yuppie instant hot cereals with poor preparation instructions. Related Images:

Yay! Christmas is over! Not too bad. The only low points were 1: the obligatory Christmas kitten that the kids let out of the house an hour later, then chased out of the neighborhood before informing us that it was gone, 2: the boy-child refusing any gifts this year that did not have his name […]

Saddam Hussein has been captured. Whoopee. I can sleep easier now knowing that America is safe once again. Oh wait — it was Osama bin Laden, not Saddam Hussein, who was in charge of the attacks on America. Saddam Hussein was a vicious, American supported dictator who rushlessly ran his country and violated U.N. sanctions. […]

Genius. Criminal. Malcontent. Marriage cures all. What is the link between the decline in criminal behavior and marriage? Is it that the miscreant is finally getting a little on a regular basis? That his will has been crushed by the weight of responsibility? That it’s just too damned much effort supporting both a wife/family and […]

It’s a foggy morning, and the bumblebees are happily buzzing away at the yellow flowers outside my window. A less lazy writer than myself would learn what that plant is called, so that he or she could better describe it. I am not a less lazy writer, which probably explains why I make money programming, […]

It’s good seeing people doing their part for the war effort. In WWII, we had scrap-metal drives, ration cards, and war bonds. For the Iraq war, it’s half-priced sex. Do you think they’ll call it “Operation Enduring Erection”? Related Images:

So, this is a blog. This is only a blog. Were this an actual anything else, you would not be here. Once I get the style issues worked out, I’ll link this sucker up under my news section, and start blogging! Until then, I guess I’ll have to go back to shaving the cat for […]

Living in fear of prostate cancer? A few strokes a day keeps the doctor away, it appears! And I thought it was just good for putting hair on your palms and off your head. Okay, one last whack at this topic: No wonder I feel so old and tired . . . And now, back […]