Scattershot

Can’t we all go home? I’m allergic to jail, too! . . . Cool, Paris is getting a new fashion accessory! I suppose the ankle bracelet would’ve been the better choice from the beginning, but you really look tougher on crime when you throw someone like her in jail for a bit. I’m guessing the […]

Big Bad Wolf

Life just keeps getting better and better . . . first Blair calls it quits, Jerry kicks it and now Wolfie’s quitting. Impeach the Prez and Veep, maybe throw in some jail-time (or at least a firing) for Condi and Gonzales, and this will be my best year this millenium. Here’s looking to the future! […]

Chocobama

Well this is just sad. I thought it was a chocolate Obama, not papier mache. Chocobama sounded so much more interesting. I was hoping there would be a follow-up piece as well: Edwards in white chocolate with a marzipan filling . . . Related Images:

Veterans Day

I want so very much to add an apostrophe to the end of Veterans, but I will provide two links instead. More about “In Flanders Fields” and its author, and more about poppies. Related Images:

Throwing Stuff At The Wall

I live in a red state. We believe in regressive taxes, small government, not funding education and promoting intolerance. Yay, Idaho! We also believe that poverty is the ideal state for workers and that businesses shouldn’t be burdened by much in the way of regulations or taxes. Yay, Idaho! And if Idaho state legslator Bill […]

Catching Up (a third time?)

The economy’s rosy . . . so why does America’s accountant (I really should remember the links when posting this crap, shouldn’t I?) have to do a nationwide tour explaining that we are fucked, economically speaking? Hmmm, maybe sending all our money to Halliburton, et. al to screw the war on terrorism was not such […]

God-Like Privates

I got back from yet another business trip this Friday and spent Saturday watching soccer, prepping the yard for winter, stacking firewood and finally putting the new front brake on my scooter. It wasn’t that difficult, but I did have to disassemble the entire front end to get the damned thing in there. That done, […]

It’s Early, My Back Hurts

Wow! What an incredible news week: Woman beats boyfriend with baby (baby lived, although hopefully mom will be convinced to be sterilized), Joseph Duncan offers to plead guilty to all charges if death penalty taken off the table for state case (still on the table for Federal case, pretty much guaranteeing he’ll receive a death […]

Going to bed

Correct me if I am wrong, but isn’t getting fired what happens when you don’t do your job well? Or do a completely different set of rules apply if you are in the U.S. armed services? I shouldn’t have been so surprised when I read this; after all, we are dealing with the same military […]

We’re No. 1!

It’s official: “Idaho leads nation in wildfires”! It’s so nice to be number one for something other than ass-backwards politics, racism and lowest number of teeth per person for a change. Related Images: