It’s going to take a while to convince Bush to stop murderdering Iraqis, so here is something you can do to improve the world right now: Provide some relief (tsunami or otherwise) and donate to Red Cross/Red Crescent Related Images:

Why is it that a love of pork trumps family values every time? I bet this sort of thing happens a lot less in Kosher households. Related Images:

Live fast, die Young, and leave a good-looking exoskeleton! If the same principle applies to people, I should live a very long life . . . I gave up on sex ads a long time ago. Related Images:

I may have to revise my opinion of the death penalty. On the other hand, here’s the perfect woman for Scott Peterson! Related Images:

NewsFlash, Washington DC: Satisfied with progress on wars on terror, terrorism, drugs, belly button lint, freedom, democracy, the environment and common sense, President Bush declares war on literacy. Long a champion of the “no thought” movement, the President announces no child will be left behind in his overhaul of the English language. “Words will be […]

Here’s a handy link a friend sent me: buyblue.org. For those who care, it’s a chance to see what sort of business you are supporting with your gift-purchasing (or otherwise) dollar. As a frequent flyer, it sucks somewhat majorly to live in a location where my only airline choices (United or Alaska) come from the […]

Everybody quit your whining! It’s Rumsfeld’s job to get get those kids killed, not to fake sympathy for their families! Related Images:

Darn. I’ve got nothing snarky to say here. It’s nice to see some positive news these days. Whale sharks, getting some decent treatment. What’s next? The U.S. accepting that caribou don’t really like pipelines? Related Images:

I’m glad to see that even if our somewhat counterproductive members of society don’t learn new skills and coping mechanisms in prison, they can at least hone their existing skillset. Related Images:

Okay, so maybe this isn’t new news, but I just found The Filthy Critic again. Last I heard, he’d died like he lived, wobbling dangerously on a bicycle in the fast lane or some such. I’m glad to see he’s back and providing those fine reviews for us. Just wish he’d learn to spell . […]