Salmonella is not a flavour enhancer

It is great news like this that has me convinced I have to continue to get off my lazy ass occasionally and help Jennie with the garden and livestock. Considering our climate, it isn’t realistic to think that we would be able to grow and raise all of our own food, but we can at […]

The Miracle Of Birth

Makes me nauseous. I am so glad I am not a mama-sheep, hungrily slurping off the afterbirth. Cute little bugger, but I am squeamish. Stepping back and giving them some bonding-time is in order. And there we have it, a clean lamb. So what am I supposed to do now? Look under the tail and […]

Gut Feelings

Due to popular demand, here are the floofy broon ships. Or fluffy brown sheep, when I’m not trying and failing miserably at a Scottish brogue. So, first the entire herd, in their knee-high glory. I took the pics this morning, and nobody wanted to stand still, so they are all a bit blurry. Leading the […]

Financial Genius

The stock market is ticking up again. You can thank me with cash or chocolate, your choice. Yes, it was me and my decision to buy a new printer and espresso machine, bouying up the market. Send cash now, and I will get a new computer and really get this whole stock market thingie cranked […]

15 Minutes Gone

Well this sucks. Apparently, Master Hamster Wrangler is not an acceptable title. I got demoted to Player Designer, or some such shite. Oh well. I’ll have to come up with something REALLY good, but normal sounding for the Clapton series, I guess. Related Images:

Master Hamster Wrangler

My fifteen minutes of fame begin tonight with the final Allman Brothers concert of the season at the Beacon Theatre. For all my hard work and dedication, I will be listed somewhere in the closing credits as the Master Hamster Wrangler. I should probably choose a bit more dignified a title for the Clapton concerts […]

Wonder Bras and Tiny Donuts

The Daring Dragoon has been festooning the dead Christmas trees in my front yard with toilet paper. I may have to toss out an old refrigerator or a couple of Trans-Ams on cinder blocks to make his path more crowded and harder to navigate while prancing around in a red cape and black paper mask […]

My Own Pipe Wrench

I’ve been busy, in case you haven’t noticed. If you look in the corner, it should be obvious. See that battered thing over there, scuffed and cracked? That’s my arse, worked off. I did some stuff, then did some other stuff, and never quite got around to updating anything. Lots of stuff. Some of that […]

Isn’t This Why The Dinosaurs Went Extinct?

Ew. Just ew. Okay, back to work, dammit! Related Images:

Not Enough Beer In The World

Are you a lonely lady? Looking for love? Or perhaps tired of looking and ready to have it thrust upon you? Well, look no more. Ladies, its your turn to pick! Related Images: