Reality
Another reality show series ended, and I still don’t care who won. I’ve tried to watch. Really, I have! But I just cannot seem to care. Now if we combined a few, that might be interesting. How about “Who wants to marry a leech-licking millionaire castaway survivor?”? 12 lesbian, 1 post-op trannie, and a man, stuck on an island together for 13 weeks. He gets $1 million if he marries one of them. Whomever he marries gets $1.5 million. But, he has to rely on their kindness for food and water, and they have to do exciting challenges like wrestle in vats of leeches and lime gelatin, drink freshly ground pig spleens, and put up with his stories of what a great football player he was in high-school. Now THAT I might watch.
