Tom DeLay is innocent. Social security will be bankrupt (by the year infinity, of course) needs to be overhauled and privatized accounts that provide fewer benefits to the end-user and much greater dividends to the account overseers are the way to go. Intelligent Design is as valid as evolution. The intelligence leading to our instigating a war in Iraq is solid, and even if not, it’s the right thing to do in our crusade for democracy. Arsenic is healthy and should be increased in our waters. No child should be left behind, but there is no need to fund the No Child Left Behind fiasco.  Viva la Republicans!  May you all enjoy a nice big serving of that healthy arsenic you like so much.

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