Mango . . . Priceless
New puppy: $300.00
Bill for jaw surgery after being attacked by older dog: $1500.00
Toys (ignored in favor of shoes, toilet paper and clothing): $325.00
Picking up piles of dog crap from the hallway daily for the past 6 months: Priceless.
(Thanks mom and dad! Oh, and by the way, I just peed on your office floor again! Don’t you just love me?)
