Meatloaf Again?
Have you seen the new Nader ad? The ad where he talks to his parrot about how nobody loves him? So sad. If it weren’t for the crackers, even the bird would leave him. If he promised to make the bird his vice president, I think a Nader presidency would be awesome! I imagine him holding a peace conference, bird on his shoulder, everyone agreeing with his demands, too mesmerized by the sight of the leader of the free world with parrot shit dripping down his back. He’d be the first president in history to acknowledge “Talk like a pirate day.” Okay, more likely “Smell like a pirate day,” but still awesome. Nader/Shoulder Shitter ’08!
