So three hundred and eighty tons of explosives that we were supposed to be watching have gone missing? Did it fall through a crack in the floor? Did someone leave it in their pocket and run it through the wash (I hate it when I do that!)? Maybe it just got misfiled . . . […]
“To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.” — Theodore Roosevelt, 26th President of the United States I realize I should try to come up with […]
This is to Senator Jim Inhofe of Oklahoma, who was “more outraged at the outrage” against Iraqi prisoner abuse: Dear Sir, I understand your feelings. They are present in my 4-year-old when he feel he has been wronged. America is a great nation. America is a civilized nation. As such, we live be certain rules. […]
I have decided to dabble in consumer advocacy. I will start small, of course. Ralph Nader can attach the Chevy Corvairs, SUV’s, and the two-party political systems of the world. I will stick to the small stuff: yuppie instant hot cereals with poor preparation instructions. Related Images:
Yay! Christmas is over! Not too bad. The only low points were 1: the obligatory Christmas kitten that the kids let out of the house an hour later, then chased out of the neighborhood before informing us that it was gone, 2: the boy-child refusing any gifts this year that did not have his name […]
So, what the hell is bugging me today? So many things to choose from. While I try to think a bit here, one thing that made me LMAO — WTF. Okay, focus. I like kangaroos. They make great belts. And stew. Oh that’s right — I was going to complain about vehicle license fees. We’re […]
Saddam Hussein has been captured. Whoopee. I can sleep easier now knowing that America is safe once again. Oh wait — it was Osama bin Laden, not Saddam Hussein, who was in charge of the attacks on America. Saddam Hussein was a vicious, American supported dictator who rushlessly ran his country and violated U.N. sanctions. […]
Another reality show series ended, and I still don’t care who won. I’ve tried to watch. Really, I have! But I just cannot seem to care. Now if we combined a few, that might be interesting. How about “Who wants to marry a leech-licking millionaire castaway survivor?”? 12 lesbian, 1 post-op trannie, and a man, […]
I have twelve computers, but I must say that my favorite is my iMac. Not even the various Windoze systems can beat it for totally useless and user-unfriendly error messages. While shutting the machine down the other day, I got the following error: “Insufficient memory for requested action. Please close come applications and try again.” […]
Genius. Criminal. Malcontent. Marriage cures all. What is the link between the decline in criminal behavior and marriage? Is it that the miscreant is finally getting a little on a regular basis? That his will has been crushed by the weight of responsibility? That it’s just too damned much effort supporting both a wife/family and […]
